Hank Green - Scuzzy Kizoozle Curl lyrics

There's a lot of ways to die
Under Ireland's sky
But the worst way by far might
Be a bit of a surprise
I'd rather be knifed in bar or hit by a car
Than to meet my end lookin' in to her eyes
And hear the cries of my demise
My last goodbyes!

Well she's a six ounce ball of blood
Muscle and fur and she's the evilest thing
In this or any world
And you better start running if
You ever see her she's Scuzzy Kizoozle Curl
The homicidal squirrel

I was at the county fair
And Scuzzy Kizoozle was there
She was slicing through the crowd
Like a mower mowing lawns
I watched the people fall
To her razor sharp claws
And then she was in my face before
I knew what was goin' on! I raised my arm
And tried to run but, I was stunned!

Well she's a six ounce ball of blood
Muscle and fur and she's the evilest thing
In this or any world
And you better start running if
You ever see her she's Scuzzy Kizoozle Curl
The homicidal squirrel

Her teeth sank into my arm and
Everything but pain was gone
And I looked down at her blood-stained fangs
She looked into my eyes
And the fear was paralyzin'
I felt the blood running from my veins
And oh the pain and oh the pain
And oh the pain!

Well she's a six ounce ball of blood
Muscle and fur and she's the evilest thing
In this or any world
And you better start running if
You ever see her she's Scuzzy Kizoozle Curl
The homicidal squirrel

I'm only alive today by God's grace
I'm the only man who's met with her
And lived to tell the tale
But, I keep my eyes wide
She will never be denied
Until the day I die she'll
Be there on my trail o'er hill and dale
Through rain and hail she will prevail!