Hank Green - The List lyrics

I'm sitting in the minivan, it's about one am
I can't believe I'm hanging out
With Margo Roth Spiegelman
She hands me a grocery list
And I say "What is this?"
She gives me a hundred dollars and
Says that should cover it

Three whole catfish wrapped separately
A six pack of Mountain Dew, tissues
And some Veet
A dozen tulips, a bottle of water
A can of blue spray paint
A giant tub of Vaseline

She told about the Vaseline very specifically
There's a baby size, a mommy size
And a big fat daddy
The daddy is the one I need
I don't know why I need it
But, you don't argue with
Margo Roth Spiegelman, i agree
Three whole catfish wrapped separately
A six pack of Mountain Dew, tissues
And some Veet
A dozen tulips, a bottle of water
A can of blue spray paint
A giant tub of Vaseline

I walk up to the door of the grocery store
Preparing myself for all the weird
Looks that I'm in for i mean
What do you do when the cashier looks at you
And you've got those assorted items sitting
There in front of you?

Three whole catfish wrapped separately
A six pack of Mountain Dew, tissues
And some Veet
A dozen tulips, a bottle of water
A can of blue spray paint
A giant tub of Vaseline

And a giant tub of Vaseline

And a giant tub of Vaseline