Hap Palmer - What's Bigger Than a Bear? lyrics

What's bigger than a bear?
Smaller than a chair? Slower than a snail?
Faster than a whale?
Longer than a yardstick?
Shorter than a toothpick? Louder than a cry?
Softer than a sigh?
We contrast this and that
Here, there and everywhere
But when it comes to you, my friend
Nothing can compare
What's brighter than a flashlight?
Dimmer than the sunlight?
Smoother than a pine cone?
Rougher than a dog's bone?
Heavier than a bowling ball?
Lighter than a baseball?
Faster than a plane? Slower than a train?
We contrast this and that
Here, there and everywhere
But when it comes to you, my friend
Nothing can compare
Because you're one of a kind
And we're lucky to find
The one and only you!