Hopsin - Baby's Daddy lyrics

"Hi Marcus" "Oh, wassup?"
"Um, there's something I wanted to ask you"
"Uh, what is it?" "Um
Could you do me a favor? Oh, no, no, no!

Marcus? What? Will you be my baby daddy
And be the one to always make me happy? Ho
Hell no! Will you watch SpongeBob with him
And then teach him how to
Make a Krabby Patty? Ho, hell no!
Even though I got stretch marks
Would you still be down to get nasty? Ho
Hell no!
Shit, I'm mad enough to throw elbows
Please? No! Please? No!

Hold up, throw me the mic
I got a flow to recite
You got a baby by a nigga
That you don't even like
A broke nigga who thuggish
Always be talkin' rubbish
Steady be causing ruckus
All because you were sluttish
Jesus, I can't believe this, freak shit!
That's the same motherfucker that you
Had cheated on me with! (What?)
I knew this would happen without a question
But, you said
"I never have sex without protection"
Bitch please
You left me flowing down shit's creek
You sex driven like a big freak
Plus our relationship has been breached
You took a big leap
And rumor has it you sucked
His dick then kissed me
And now I'm s'pose to be the
Father and the mental guide like, "Sure
I'll take care of the little guy"
Shit, you ain't puttin' me through the stress
I put your baby in a pillow
Case and beat it to death, bitch

Marcus? What? Will you be my baby daddy
And be the one to always make me happy? Ho
Hell no! Will you watch SpongeBob with him
And then teach him how to
Make a Krabby Patty? Ho, hell no!
Even though I got stretch marks
Would you still be down to get nasty? Ho
Hell no!
Shit, I'm mad enough to throw elbows
Please? No! Please? No!

I'm far from a fuckin' life saver
Not you're friendly neighbor
But yet you called me during your labor
It's not my issue, take me off the menu
I'm not the one who put
The motherfucker in you
I'm not a mean guy, hate to sound that foul
But, I don't give a fuck about that child
(You damn right)
See you chose him, then he fucked you, tag
You’re it
Too bad his dick didn't have any insurance
You knew that he was just a
Lame nigga prior to it
Now your ass hittin' me up
Thinking I would do it
Hoping we gonna spark it off
Like some lighter fluid
That's kinda stupid, face the facts, bitch
Your life is ruined
And don't be callin' me like
"My life's a crazy blur
Rashad don't take care of the
Baby and makes me hurt
I wish that me and you could go
Back to the way we were"
Shit we can, just get rid of the baby first

Marcus? What? Will you be my baby daddy
And be the one to always make me happy? Ho
Hell no! Will you watch SpongeBob with him
And then teach him how to
Make a Krabby Patty? Ho, hell no!
Even though I got stretch marks
Would you still be down to get nasty? Ho
Hell no!
Shit, I'm mad enough to throw elbows
Please? No! Please? No!

Now I won't be your baby's daddy
I'm not the one
But, you can still give me some
Head and maybe swallow some cum
And if you want it
Then I can deliver quite clean
But don't ever send the baby to find me

Yo do you remember when I told you
I would love you forever
And broke up with my girlfriend Heather
Kicked her to the curb
And then I got with you
Thinkin' that you are better
And found out you were a heart shredder
Yeah, I felt really stupid after that
Became the nigga that my crew was
Laughin' at, I was foolish, that's a fact
(Yup) So this is karma
You been on my shit list
So ha ha ha ha, that's what you get, bitch

Marcus? What? Will you be my baby daddy
And be the one to always make me happy? Ho
Hell no! Will you watch SpongeBob with him
And then teach him how to
Make a Krabby Patty? Ho, hell no!
Even though I got stretch marks
Would you still be down to get nasty? Ho
Hell no!
Shit, I'm mad enough to throw elbows
Please? No! Please? No!

Hey, that's life you fuck me over
He fucked you, you got pregnant
Now you're fucked you had me
You had me, that's the funny thing about it
And you blew it ha ha ha