Hopsin - My Christmas lyrics

Ayo Pillowman wassup man?
It's almost Christmas bro
Aren't you excited? Man, hell no
Huh? Why not? Man, it's a long story, man
Dude, what's going on?

Hey Mom, Dad what did you get me for
Christmas?
(You gotta feel the spirit bro, come on)
Hey Mom (Sing it) , Dad (yeah)
What did you get me for christmas?
Lemme tell you what Christmas is like for me
Man
Check this shit out (What's going on, man?)

Yo, this year
I'm really not looking forward to Christmas
(Why?) i'ma wake up really happy
Then get pissed 'cause I ain't get shit (Aw)
Momma be in the kitchen
Cooking burnt ass biscuit's (Ew)
When I look at 'em funny
Her ass gon' be like "What is it?" (Ha)
My friend gon' call me up telling
Me bullshit that I can't believe
Like "Yo bro
Guess what? My mom got me Mercedes keys"
(Woah) and I'ma lie and be like "yeah
That shit is great ya see but to be honest
Christmas is just another day to me" (I see)
I'ma be mad 'cause his parents
Rich and my parents not (So?)
He gets cars, I get pairs of socks
I'm always gettin' treated unfair
A lot, this Christmas, i ain't havin' fun
Our tree ain't even real
It's a detachable plastic one (No way)
My dad gon' come with his cheap
Watch that he got me
From the swap meet, and if I
Ask him if it's real, he'll say "Probably"
(Oh) man Dad
Do you have no heart? You couldn't
Get me a go kart
Or a Tyco RC remote control car? (Chillax)
He gon' be like "There you
Go makin' this noise
I done told yo ass you too
Old to playin' with toys"
Then my mom gon' walk in the
Room and start arguin' too
My dad gon' be like "Go woman
Nobody talkin' to you" (Wow)
And I'ma say "Dad you love talking mad shit
But in public you always act
Like you above causing havoc? (No way)
Then I'ma run upstairs
Mad as fuck 'cause I've had it
Probably masturbate while watching
Spongebob and Patrick (Ew)
I don't know

Hey Mom, Dad what did you get me for
Christmas? Hey Mom, Dad
I said what did you get me for christmas?

Fuck man, stupid ass Christmas, man
That shit used to be fun when I was little
Now that shit is wack as fuck, man
Turned into a grown ass man now
Stupid ass real life shit, man, Damn!