John Mulaney - You Know Who's a Great Lady? lyrics

I grew up in Chicago, Illinois my
Parents still live there yes
It's the best it's
The best they still live there my parents
Have been married for 34 years now
But my dad will still
Do this thing they've been married
34 years but he'll
Try and like sell us on our mom
Still like I'll just be sitting there and my
Dad will lean in and be like, "Hey
You know who's a great lady? Your mother"
It's like, "yeah
We're all on board we all love mom
You don't have to advertise for her"
Though, it'd be weirder, I guess, if he named
Someone else if he was like, "Hey
You know who's a great lady? Whoopi Goldberg"