Kenny Chesney - I Want My Rib Back lyrics

Now the bible tells the
Story about Adam's rib
How the Lord made a woman for companionship
And the first thing she did
Was take a bite of that forbidden fruit
Well, I guess we'll be paying
Till the end of time
At least that's how it is
With that woman of mine
Oh Lord, I think I want my rib back

Now this is wrong and, baby, that isn’t right
And I'm working trying to please
That woman day and night
She's never satisfied although I try to
Do the best that I can
Something’s got a change honey
I'm going to leave
I won't let evolution going to make
A monkey out of me
Oh Lord, I think I want my rib back

There's been a hole in wallet and
A pain in my side
Ever since I made that girl my blushing bride
Her daddy calls her angel
And her mom ma calls her three times a night
Her cousins on my sofa
Her sister's got my car
Her brother's drink my liquor like
My house was a bar
Oh Lord, well, I think I want my rib back

Now this is wrong and, baby, that isn’t right
And I'm working trying to please
That woman day and night
She's never satisfied although I try to
Do the best that I can
Something’s got a change honey
I'm going to leave
I won't let evolution going to make
A monkey out of me
Oh Lord, I think I want my rib back

Oh Lord, I think I want my rib back