Kid Kolumbine - Hailie's Anus lyrics

Never disrespect a God
Even when he's spoutin' off about twisted
Shit like fucking his own mom
Maybe that's why he's so
Protective of his daughter
He doesn't want her getting pregnant
- unless he's the father
Can't even call her hot unless
You wanna get bodied
Nah, I ain't talkin bout get gettin' shot
Only lead that he's got
Is in his pencil he's vengeful
But only on the fuckin instrumentals
Needs to take a deep breath and couplе benzos
I just bent over somе yummy hoe
I think she said she 24 but
I don't really fuckin know
She gettin' mad stacks of dough
From her instagram posts
And yeah she pretty fine but I
Ain't tryna make her mine
They call me Kid Kolumbine cuz
My shit's so divine
And I'm lethal when you least expect it
My dick erected
Deep inside that bitch who I just infected
No I'm not just guessing, I just got tested
You can fucking check it
My medical records say
There is no maybe, I'm fucking crazy
Satan made me when he raped Hades
Gave him AIDS and created rabies
I make Slim Shady look like
An eighty year old lady
Wait! I think that bitch was Hailie
I just gave her scabies!
She was face down squirtin', knees hurtin'
As I stretched out her
Motherfuckin' beef curtains
Preach it like a sermon get
Some motherfuckin' weed burnin'
Till it's redder than a cherry
Like a fuckin bloody Mary
Bloody Mary bloody Mary!
So what if Billie Eilish
Thinks you're fuckin scary?
She never lived in a
Trailer reading dictionaries
Only had sex once and it was missionary
You need a worthy adversary
I could bury you and MGGay
Facing the same way
In the same grave at the fuckin' cemetery
I'll admit you can spit
But it's not hereditary
I got you stalking her followers tryna
See whose cum she swallowing
Wallowing in your misery picturing
Her kissing me
This isn't even a diss it's just my way
Of me wishing you a Merry Christmas, bitch
This shit is a gift for
You to fuckin listen to
In your mind every time that
You see your daughters face
Can't erase all the traces
Of pain and anguish
That I place in you every time that
I spit a rhyme that is laced with the
Dope that I smoke when I poke
All her holes with no
Protection till her rectum
Is stretched and I can see her intestines
I'm here for inspection
Ass so big look like it came from Texas
I usually don't do this but
I'll make an exception
I'm sticking in my tongue
Prepare for injection if I die from e coli
Then it's natural selection (fart)
Fuck! I guess I'm going back to pornography
She just farted and it
Smells like Eminem's discography
I need a lobotomy
This shit is too cold for you all to see
I'm going Homer like the
Iliad and the Odyssey
This shit is a comedy and
I'm a fucking prodigy
But honestly all I care about
Is fuckin' sodomy, so Eminem
Where the fuck your momma be?