Kip Addotta - Life in the Slaw Lane lyrics

It was Cucumber the first summer was over
I had just spinached a long
Day and I was busheled
I'm the kinda guy that works hard for
His celery and I don't mind
Telling you I was feeling a bit wilted
But I didn't carrot all, cause, otherwise
Things were vine
I try never to disparagus and
I don't sweat the truffles
I'm outstanding in my field and I
Know something good will turnip eventually
A bunch of things were going grape, and soon
I'd be top banana
At least, that's my peeling
But that's enough corn lend me
Your ear and lettuce continue
After dressing
I stalked on ovеr to the grain station
I got there just in limе
To catch the nine-elemon
As it plowed toward the core of Appleton
A lentil more than a melon-and-a
Half Yeast of Cloveland

Life in the slaw lane
They say plants can't feel no pain
Life in the slaw lane i've got news for you
They're just as frail as you

No one got off at Zucchini
So we continued on a rutaBaga
Passing my usual stop, I got avoCado
I hailed a passing Yellow
Cabbage and told the
Driver to cart me off to Broccolyn
I was going to meet my brother
Across from the eggplant where
He had a job at the
Saffron station pumpkin gas
As soon as I saw his face
I knew he was in a yam
He told me his wife had been raisin cane
Her name was Peaches
A soiled but radishing beauty
With HUGE gourds
My brother had always been a chestnut
But I could neve figured out
Why she picked him
He was a skinny little string bean who
Had always suffered from cerebral parsley
It was in our roots
Sure, we had tried to weed it out
But the problem still romained
He was used to having a tough row to how
But it irrigated me to see Artichoke
And it bothered my brother to see
His marriage going to seed

Like most mapled couples
They had a lot of grilling to do
Sure, they'd sown their wild oats
But just barley if you peas
Finally, Peaches had given him
An ultomato, she said
"I'm hip to your chive
And you don't stop smoking that herb
I'm gonna leaf ya for Basil, ya fruit!"
He said he didn't realize it
Had kumquat so far
Onion other hand, even though Peaches
Could be the pit's
I knew she'd never call the fuzz

So I said, "Hay, we're not farm from the
Mushroom! Let's walk over" he said
"That's a very rice place that's the same
Little bar where alfalfa my wife!"
When we got there, i pulled up a cherry and
Tried to produce small talk
I told him I haven't seen
Olive not since I shelled
Off for a trip to Macadamia when I told her
"We cantaloupe" the time just wasn't ripe
She knew what I mint
When we left the Mushroom
We were pretty well-juiced
I told Arti to say hello
To the boysenBerry and
That I'd orange to see him another thyme
Well, it all came out in the morning peppers
Arti caught Peaches that night with Basil
And Arti beat Basil bad
Leaving him with two beautiful acres
Peaches? She was found in the
Garden she'd been pruned

Well, my little story is okra now
Maybe it's small potatoes me? Idaho
My name? Wheat my friends call me "Kernel"
And that's life in the slaw lane
Thank you so mulch

It's a garden out there!