Kirsty MacColl - England 2 Columbia 0 lyrics

Oh you shouldn't have kissed me
And got me so excited
And when you asked me out
I really was delighted
So we went to a pub in Belsize Park
And we cheered on England as
The sky grew dark
Oh you shouldn't have kissed me
Cause you started a fire
But then I found out that
You're a serial liar

You lied about your status
You lied about your life
You never mentioned your three children
And the fact you have a wife
Now it's England 2 Colombia 0
And I know just how those Colombians feel
If you hadn't passed out while I
Was talking to your friend
It could have really ended badly cause
You very nearly had me
If he hadn't taken pity on
My heart full of desire
I might never have found out
You're a serial liar

You lied about your status
You lied about your life
You forgot you have three children
You forgot you have a wife
Now it's England 2 Colombia 0
And I know just how those Colombians feel

It is not in my nature to
Ever pick the winning team
Sometimes I think I'm happy then
I remember it's a dream
Now it isn't in my nature
To ever pick a winner
I always pick a bastard who would
Have me for his dinner

I can never possess the object of my desire
Cause he's bound to turn out
To be a serial liar
OK I didn't mention my kids
I thought I'd wait a bit
But, I am free and single
And he's a lying git

Cause he lied about his status
He lied about his life
He forgot he had three children
He forgot he had a wife
And it's England 2 Colombia 0
I know just how those Colombians feel
So I got into a taxi and
Sobbed all the way home
Called my friend up in Sao Paulo
And cried down the phone
I played some tragic music and
I lay down to die
But later I woke and I hadn't stopped crying

You should never have kissed me
You tasted of deceit
Your perfume was Adultery but I'm
Not a piece of meat
So I'll be the one that you couldn't acquire
I found out in time you're a serial liar

You lied about your status
You lied about your life
And I pity your three children
And I pity your poor wife
Now you can go to Hell i'm going to Brazil
Still it's England 2 Colombia 0