Koe Wetzel - Morning Announcements lyrics

Students, don't forget to turn in
Your homework for Monday
This is the last time I'm going to tell you
Class is about to start
Koe did you get your parents
To sign that permission slip

Good morning students and faculty
Of Harold Saul High
This is Principal Carson with
Your morning announcements
Today is September 24, 2019
It is mostly clear outside
With a temperature of
82 degrees and a 20% chance of rain
Today's lunch menu will consist
Of steak fingers
Mashed potatoes and gravy, carrot sticks
And applesauce for dessert yummy!
Okay, this Friday the 27th your SHS
Football team travels to Bemo
Texas to try and improve their record
To 3 wins and 0 loses
So instead of boozin' and smokin' black and
Milds outside of a 7/11 all night
Why don't you drive out to Bemo and support
Your classmates, show 'em
Your school spirit
And let's win this football game
The culprit behind the obscene and
Vulgar graffiti on the
Auditorium involving my ex-wife is
Still at large so
If anyone has any clues or tips and who
It could be will be rewarded 10 fold
Moving on
The word of the day is Sancho
Sancho is an adjective
The word Sancho is commonly used
For someone who is sleeping
With your significant other while you're
At work, in jail
Or just off at the grocery store getting a
Rotisserie chicken and some merlot for guests
Sancho
Learn it
Use it
Now everyone please rise and place
Their hands over their hearts