Koe Wetzel - Talent Show lyrics

Alright, alright, alright
Everybody give it up for Chester Atkins
And his "death-defying poem-reading trick"
Um, okay
Up next guys hey hey excuse
Me! Excuse me! Silence PLEASE!

Principal Carson has a small penis!

Hey! Tommy! Tommy! Hey!
Mrs baxter
Come down here and get Tommy please
Take him to my office
I'll see you in a second, Thomas
You hear me?

Yeah, yeah!

Up next we have a band that
Is steeped in old-timey rock-n-roll
They also wanted me to tell ya
That if you like what you hear
You can purchase their album behind the
Stands of the football fields today
As soon as school lets out, alright?
Okay, everybody give it up for Koe Wetzel
Yeah!

Um, hello, um
We are or I am we called
Koe Wetzel!

Nobody gives a fuck!