Kool Keith - 27 Shots lyrics

They try to say California is plastic
I think New York got the
Most plastic niggas too
Fuck all you niggas comin out
To the Soul Train Awards
With them pop ass headsets - around
Your ears like Britney Spears
That's some old Bobby Brown
And New Edition shit
That's some old REAL Michael Jackson shit
I'm comin with Crazy Vic
Let me hear you tryin to copy my shit

Fuck the impact eventually
Cause there's a lot of corny
Niggas performin out there
Fat stomachs, make-up and eye glare
What the fuck do I care?
Niggas with they ass out
Groupies in cheap motels tryin to
Fuck and crash out
Motherfuckers ain't networkin
Strippers checkin in -
Motherfuckers on motorcycles
Pickup trucks with license plates on 'em
Bringin mad shit from down South
Big after parties I'mma turn my phone off
I don't wanna shake
Hands, meet no-fuckin-body, arrogant bastard
No commercial shit, break your neck
Suck my dick in the world
Fuck the critics everything I make is a hit
Fuck you applehead motherfuckers tryin
To make some old carribean mixed with that
Trinity keyboard shit hip-Hop shit
That's some old Broadway musical shit
I don't even listen to that cartoon shit
Tell your A&R and his wife to
Get out my fuckin life
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Shut up listen to my shit cause
Yo' cassette single is gay
Writin that bullshit I hear on the
Radio by these homo niggas everyday
Butter soft sissy shit
I got the real tell it like it is pissy shit
Yo' shit is some fake-ass gorilla code shit
White suit's mansion yachts scared-ass nigga
Doin videos buyin models on some boat shit
I tell you straight G I can't fuck with it
Girls still messin with you your shit is wack
Any bitch in they right mind
Shouldn't have sex wit you
Rusty nigga that don't use soap
I fuck around, and piss all over your
Leather faggot-ass trenchcoat
Don't ever act hardcore
Youse a suburban nigga
You get serviced nigga
You never even been in a fuckin street fight
Look at your old photo album pictures
- youse a bunch of hype
Kiss my ass, nobody picked up the fuckin mic
Untalented bitch like you some wild ass
Inner-city kid from the projects
- who's next?

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Then I really disrespect all
Production out there
That bullshit niggas programmin
Fuck Johnny Hammond
Sonny Stitch, that shit ain't gettin you rich
Just a packed crowd, low bitches
A bunch of fuckin dicks
I'd rather see some ass
A nice club with a fat ass
And all you motherfuckers actin
Like you Jamaican american to the core
Copyin that shit on tour
Y'all niggas be against speakers
With your ears sore
Stank ass boots with no socks on
Fuckin up the dancefloor
Since when you ate codfish and meat patties?
I got cousins with jheri curls in caddies

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