Kool Keith - Back Stage Passes lyrics

Back stage! See girl after the show I'm
Not to be idolized
Overwhelmed by a new obsessed fan
No I don't wanna answer your questions
Are you some kind of journalist
Follow me around? Come on in the bathroom
Now you wanna see how Keith acts at home
Call your girlfriends
Now you wanna see the way I P-IS-S
Beggin me to get a magic marker to
Sign my name on your back you're very young
And giggly with pre-washed Levi's on
You don't know how to act - let's party
How about it?
I don't wanna party drink Bacardi what
You think I look like
The purple dragon Barney?

Back stage! You're excited back stage passes!
You're excited, girls lookin all around
Back stage! You're excited back stage passes!
You're excited, stop lookin all around
Back stage! You're excited

I'm totally attracted to you
But you turn me off as a fan
Approachin me back stage with a
Guy that's not your friend
Lyin to get a laminate - is that your man?
Some weird guy starin at me like Peter Pan
There's no time to talk about how
I got started in rap i'm goin straight home
You don't know, I'ma leave you alone
Why should I waste my time, get no sleep?
I just got off stage, you're still complainin
You shoulda stayed on stage longer
At the New Orleans Superdome
What you want from me? You took my picture
You got my autograph - I'm not
Tryin to crack any more Coronas
I hate the smell of beadies
And you have a bunch of dinky friends
And a adolescent staff you are immature

Back stage! You're excited back stage passes!
You're excited, girls lookin all around
Back stage! You're excited

Laugh at yourself
Put your whole world on the shelf
Do that stupid stuff with Weird Al Yankovich
Go try to figure out somebody else
First of all, you're living through my CD
Second you don't know me
Base your life on fan magazines
I go shoppin everyday
When I'm in a small boring
City you don't see me
If I told you I had eighteen hands
You're so tuned and tweaked out
Your ass would believe me

Back stage passes!
You're excited, girls lookin all around
Back stage! You're excited back stage passes!
You're excited, girls lookin all around
Back stage! You're excited