Kool Keith - Kool Keith lyrics

No stress, cholesterol, high blood pressure
Blow your asshole out like Vanessa

I'ma jerk off on your little Casio sound
Throw your keyboards into the wall
Piss on your perception
Cut off your dial tone
Veto your collect call
Shit on your best creation
Ask the generous family
I'ma shit on your extravagant demonstration
Damage your tuxedo vest
Come like your tuxedo fresh
Point the index finger, aim twice, aim nice
Put your asshole on the shelf
For a 99 cent price
Five minutes to light up your
Ass like Uncle Ben rice
Carolina in the burgundy and white box
You can't eat Uncle Ben twice
It's like seein the fucked up jaw
On Uncle Ken twice


The pop-o lar pissmaster, Kool Keith
AKA, the lineup on the list master
You heard "Spankmaster
" but what about the Shitmaster?
Defecate on your chest
Leave you frontline niggas with asthma
Anything shitty comin on the radio
I break the Sony and JVC component set
And turn off you bastards
Eliminate your vision on TV
Flat screen, your wall unit
Turn that bitch backwards
I fast forward your shit
Count myself the green
Wristband around my head
Block your fuckin dunk shot
Haunt you from the past like Sydney Wicks
With apples and grape Now or Laters
Break you motherfuckers in half
Like chico stix mC toys, DJ put 'em together
I tell 'em straight fuck the Coleco mix

Motherfuckers wanna rap about space
Helmets and shit you can't tell me shit
Give me the letters nigga
Can't even spell me the shit
All rappers run they fuckin lips
I work that motherfuckin microphone
Fuck showin you the skill
You cocaine-ass nigga you blow and you feel
Skinny legs motherfucker
I'm showin you real, I'm showin you deal
My style choco

No stress, cholesterol, high blood pressure
Blow your asshole out like Vanessa
No stress, cholesterol
No stress, cholesterol, high blood pressure
Blow your asshole out like Vanessa
No stress, cholesterol