Kool Keith - NBA Superstar lyrics

"And the Rockets in the penalty
And that's one of the things we talked about
Earlier for a guy who you can see now
Is one of the greatest stars of the
League, he is such a team first player
And such an unselfish player"

"When you say that this
Guy is averaging right
At 27 points a game and then you
Say that he's doing it in rebounding
And then also in assists he's shooting
48% from the field
But in shot attempts he's under 18
A game so he maximizes
So that all of the rest of the guys
Who are playing with him are happy because
He's not shooting a low percentage
He's not hogging the ball, he's not
Breaking the patterns
He's staying within everything
That we're doing"

I'm that busy Globetrotter
Watch you turds skitty-scatter
Do one titty matter? Your
Girl's an overweight mammal
I work up court, y'all can D up on my handle
I pee on your spot, take your startin slot
Slam my cock in your jaw 'til
Your bracelets and arms rot
I will jerk off if her booty stink
Cause my palm is hot
The crowd watch me jump up and
Touch the 24 second clock
You ain't no threat, youse a lucky come-up
With a histerectomy from the second block
Your wife smokin lookin for a second rock
Nuts filled up to the top, you remember choc'
Across the street from Donut King
Maneuver with donut swing

Man you better leave basketball alone
And take your panties home
Man you better leave basketball alone
And take your panties home ask Paul Silas
The coach of Anthony and Jerome
My pee stick to the floor
I will block your baseline
Your inbound lay-up no matter how much
Coke you put up your ass
Even with a bunch of kids around you
Behind you you still can't stay up
Come on faggot
Take out your Tampax and crush your heart bra
And set a new play up man to man defense
You move in a female sequence
The type that's comin out of
Your jeans to make cameltoes
Or throw up prints, I'm too dominatin
Down low I kick the dirtiest
Things on hot rinse
Make sure your buttcrack deal with
The nail and hammer penetration
I leave you backed up with rap constipation
Everybody SCARED to move they bowels
Get Haterade and I do suggest
You use your towels
Man you better leave basketball alone
And take your panties home
Man you better leave basketball alone
And go home and take your panties home

I'll be at the All-Star practice with turds
On top of your chick's mattress
Full speed, doo doo mode'!
Y'all ain't the big dogs, full stretched out
You right and curly walkin
Around in poodle mode
Tractor trailer back up y'all
Pick up a giant, dOO-DOO LOAD
Truck stop Flying J-er
Season tickets man you can't sit
Next to me the Mayor
You gas abuser, you need a PT Cruiser
Dance around the keyboards like the
Great Bob Moog ah

Man, you better leave basketball alone
And take your panties home
Man, you better leave, basketball alone
And take yo' panties home

"And the Rockets in the penalty
And that's one of the things we talked about
Earlier for a guy who you can see now
Is one of the greatest stars of the
League, he is such a team first player
And such an unselfish player"

"When you say that this
Guy is averaging right
At 27 points a game and then you
Say that he's doing it in rebounding
And then also in assists he's shooting
48% from the field
But in shot attempts he's under 18
A game so he maximizes
So that all of the rest of the guys
Who are playing with him are happy because
He's not shooting a low percentage
He's not hogging the ball, he's not
Breaking the patterns
He's staying within everything
That we're doing"