Kool Keith - Professional Photographer lyrics

Honey what's up, this is Kool Keith
Gonna take you on vacation
Get your bags ready, I'll call you in 2 hours

Baby, you look good under the tripod
Directors we work hard
Edit your film, every angle
Like elegant angel, great shot
Hold your pose, honey be professional
Watch your earrings dangle for the camera
Hold it right there you got the answer
As Tina Turner would say tonight
You're my "Private Dancer"
On the premises properly, I deal with models
Like three part harmony
With skill like Debrye
Hair cover the side of your face
I get to see just a little
More from the back side
Show me one of your eyes
The professional photographer

Professional photographer, professional

I'm beyond you changin your clothes
Put this mask on, c'mere
Catwoman, take that off, climb into those
Now you an action figure with
Boots up to your hips
With a Halle Berry haircut with
Light green over your eyelashes
I wanna see how you pose
It depends on the perfect outfit
And how much you expose
My perfect Hollywood grand prize
Star, the deal, we gotta get it closed
Cindy put a little extra makeup on her nose
Scars we cover, that's a cute tattoo
Everything goes
Move the sparkle shorts a little honey
It's better when everything shows
The professional photographer

Hold your face, c'mon show me your confidence
Relax you don't have real tit's
Your blouse look hot, it's magnified
Jim give me her black and white prints
I love those panties girl
Where you get those?
Red and white your tassles, that
Show on the side, with lil' peppermints
FHM's greatest, a sensational hit
You're the latest
To the public you're awesome
How can I explain this?
The portrait is a winner
We gotta do somethin with that
I love it give me a little more body
Turn to the side and twist
I can see it comin, magazines everywhere
Start signing autographs right now miss
The professional photographer