KRS-One - I Can't Wake Up lyrics

What I want you to do is count to ten
Nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three
Two on one, you will be asleep - one

I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up
I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up
I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up
I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up

I'm dreaminabout bein a blunt
I'm runnin around and I just can't wake up
Hah! I'm dreaminabout bein a blunt, ho!
I'm walkin around and I just can't wake up

I'm tryin to wake up, I can't wake up
So I run and jump, someone yelled
"Get that blunt!" get that blunt
Now I'm thinking this is major
I've got a bunch of people
Chasin me with a razor?!
I don't like this dream as a blunt
But I can't get out of it and
I can't seem to wake up
So I'm runnin and racin
Blunt smokers are chasin
This is insane, I'm caught by House of Pain
I'm picked up
They said they gonna put my head out
They slit my back and all
The tobacco fell out
Now I'm hollowed wet thin and yes ready
They poured the shumpang gently and re-wet me
I'm in the mouth yo, I can't wake up
Yo I'm a blunt gettin smoked
And I can't wake up

I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up
I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up
I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up
I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up

Check it out now
In the same attire here comes the fire
OW they lit it, now I'm burnin by the minute
But check it out, more heads came to chill
Everlast took a pull and passed
Me to Cypress Hill
Cypress Hill took a pull, lungs are full
Who's next? I'm bein passed to Das EFX
As they took a mad pull, smoke blows in heaps
It's really smoky but I can
Still see Black Sheep
Whoa! Black Sheep gets me, relights me
Room is proper, now I'm passed off to Shabba
Shabba's voice gets low like a tuba he said
"Me no follow no rumor" and
Passed me to Grand Puba
I wasn't burnin right so Puba got mad at me
And said
"Who rolled this?" and passed it to Kid Capri
Kid Capri said, "I won't front!
Pass it to Redman
He knows how to roll a blunt"
Redman said, "No need to re-roll"
He hit, relit it, and passed me to De La Soul
De La Soul took a hit and kept hittin
Now they're buggin 'cause they passed
Me to Bill Clinton bill Clinton said
"I'll smoke but I won't inhale
I'll only hit it twice
" he got slapped by Greg Nice
Now I fell on the floor
Greg Nice picked me up
I'm bein smoked and I can't wake up

I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up
I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up
I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up
I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up

Get me out of this, somebody wake me up
I'm still on fire and I'm
Still bein smoked up half my body is gone
Now they're comin to my head
Now my head is being pinched by Teddy Ted
A crazy nightmare I got to go
I got to wake up and I'm passed off to Yo-Yo
Yo-Yo gets respect as a lady
She didn't smoke
She passed me to Showbiz & AG
AG said, "Respect due seen"
He got one big pull and passed me to Smooth B
Smooth B, although he's talking to Teddy
Took a hit and passed me to Fab 5 Freddy
Freddy said, "Yo! There's nothing left pop"
Looked at me in my face and
Passed me to Chubb Rock
Chubb Rock said, "Yo Freddy chill!
If you ever catch me smoking
Just kick me in the grill"

I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up
I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up
I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up
I'm a blunt gettin smoked and I can't wake up

I'm DREAMIN!