Kunt And The Gang - 50 Things You Should Think About To Stop You Doing Your Beans lyrics

Sometimes when you’re making love it’s
Hard to make it last
You’re barely past the curtains and
It’s over much too fast
You’ve only done one or two pumps
And the moment comes to soon
For situations such as this we
Wrote this little tune

And it’s called
50 things you should think about to
Stop you doing your beans
50 things you should think about to
Stop you doing your beans

Farm machinery, pleasant scenery
Your grandad with his vest on
The M25, being buried alive
The moustache of Simon Weston
A bag of offal, A blue waffle
Gene Wilder’s hair
A road fatality, your own mortality
An advert for Go Compare

A touch of frost, someone you’ve lost
Disabled access ramps
Gail Platt, Susan Boyle’s twat
Concentration camps
A baked bean Breville, Gary Neville
The act of grouting tiles
Aesop’s fables, the periodic table
Ken Hom’s anal piles

If you don’t wanna climax max max
Or empty your sacks or go off in your cacks
All you have to do is go through the
50 things you should think about to
Stop you doing your beans
50 things you should think about to
Stop you doing your beans

Freezing fog, an angry dog, a skiddy bog
A massive log
News at Ten, Mr benn, being raped
Then raped again
John McCririck’s breath, cot death
Whether there’s a heaven
Roadkill, a mixed grill 9-11

The right to vote, creosote
A child’s body in a ditch
Coventry City’s former keeper
Steve Ogrizovic
The Queen Mum, a difficult sum
The hardest knot you’ve tied
The final days of the family dog
And the way dad cried

Human rights, temporary traffic lights
The adverts of Thora Hird
Lauren Harries fucking himself with
A frozen turd

If you don’t wanna jizz jizz jizz
Then make it your biz biz biz
To do a little quiz quiz quiz
To help you learn the list we’ve compiled of
50 things you should think about to
Stop you doing your beans
50 things you should think about to
Stop you doing your beans
50 things you should think about to
Stop you doing your beans
50 things you should think about to
Stop you doing your beans