Kunt And The Gang - A Bag of Wank lyrics

I tried to write a rap song about coronavirus
In the hope that when
They're clubbing Spitting
Image might try and hire us
I'm not holding my breath
As songs that deal with death
Are as popular with employers as being hooked
On crystal meth

It's a shame a fucking shame
There's a hundred thousand people dead
And the government's to blame and it's wank
A bag of wank
There's a hundred thousand dead and
Boris Johnson is to thank it's wank

Dominic Cummings went for a
Trip to Barnard Castle
He said he was checking his eyes but
He was talking out his arsеhole
While care homе residents and staff
Queue at the pearly gates
The Tories hand out PPE contracts
To all their mates

It's a shame a fucking shame
There's one cunt who's responsible
Boris Johnson is his name and it's wank
A bag of wank
I keep looking round for Beadle
But it's not a fucking prank
And at the end of the day
It will all be swept under the
Fucking carpet like it always is
What a bag of wank