Kunt And The Gang - A Little Baby (With A Lady’s Cunt) lyrics

I went round for mate Rob
To wet his baby’s head
He was in the middle of a nappy change
And what I saw made me go red
I asked him, "Mate, are they all like that?"
He turned and replied
"It looks just like her mother’s one but
With less hair round the side"

So let’s put a nappy on to hide
A little baby with a lady’s cunt
You must not stick your nob inside
A little baby with a lady’s cunt

A little baby, a little baby
A little baby with a lady’s cunt
A little baby, a little baby
A little baby with a lady’s cunt

It looked just like a lady’s
But smaller and balder
I guess that it will grow some
Hair when she gets older

You must not even make a joke about
A little baby with a lady’s cunt
You’ll get arrested if you poke
A little baby with a lady’s cunt

I would never cross that line with
A little baby with a lady’s cunt
For babysitting I’d be fine
A little baby with a lady’s cunt

Don’t touch it with your fingers
It’s not a legal muff
Terrible things happen in prison to blokes
Who do that kind of stuff

To recap you must not interfere with
A little baby with a lady’s cunt
Do not insert penis here up
A little baby with a lady’s cunt

Society should just protect
A little baby with a lady’s cunt
Ian Watkins’ nob would get erect about
A little baby with a lady’s cunt

A little baby, a little baby
A little baby with a lady’s cunt
A little baby, a little baby
A little baby with a lady’s cunt

(Little baby she got a fanny like a lady)

Rob’s wife is up the duff again
And they’re both full of joy
She’s been for the 12 week scan
And this time it’s a boy

And guess what, it’s nob
Looks just like Rob’s, it’s
A little baby with a geezer’s cock