Kunt And The Gang - Arranged Bride lyrics

Her parents came to England from
A far off land
From a different culture I don't understand
I've got some digital photos of
Her sucking my gland she's my arranged bride

She's due to marry a man that she's never met
When she thinks about it she gets upset
But when she's with me her minge gets wet
Well, she's my arranged bride

Arranged bride, arranged bride
She's never had it off so her slot's not wide
I can just about fit a finger inside
The chuff of my arranged bride

Her father's forbidden us from
Seeing each other
'Cause I'm the wrong religion and
I'm the wrong colour she noshes me off as
She's betrothed to another
She's my arranged bride

Her family's booked her on a flight away
On a plane that leaves in 7 days
So that gives me a week to get my end away
With my arranged bride

Arranged bride, arranged bride
She's never had it off so her slot's not wide
I can just about fit a finger inside
The chuff of my arranged bride

Arranged bride, arranged bride
Oh, she's never had it off
So her slot's not wide
I hope before she goes I
Stick my stiffy inside
The chuff of my arranged bride

She's my arranged bride