Kunt And The Gang - Bangers and Mash lyrics

I was in the pub and I needed a piss
I went to the toilet so I could do this
But someone had stuffed some bog
Roll in the urinal
And someone else’d had a piss there
And it was all full

So I thought to myself
That’s no problem at all
I’ll just relieve myself in the cubicle
Luckily there was no one in
There doing a shite
But when I opened the door
I saw a terrible sight

Come on mate, I only wanted a slash
But the bloke before me left bangers and mash

Bangers and mash, bangers and mash
The bloke before me left bangers and mash
He could have flushed it away
But he didn’t today he thought
‘I’ll let someone else find
My bangers and mash’

I tried to block it from my
Mind but I was unable
A wad of toilet paper and
A freshly laid cable

I gave it a flush but it just wouldn’t budge
The bog just filled up with water
Toilet paper and fudge
There’s a knock on the door
And I think in a flash
The next bloke’s gonna think it’s me
That left the bangers and mash

Honestly mate, I give you my word
That isn’t my bog roll and
That wasn’t my turd

Bangers and mash, bangers and mash
The bloke before me left bangers and mash
He could have flushed it away
But he didn’t today he thought
‘I’ll let someone else enjoy
My bangers and mash’

Bangers and mash, bangers and mash
The bloke before me left bangers and mash
He could have flushed it away
But he didn’t today
And now the next bloke thinks I
Left the bangers and mash