Kunt And The Gang - Craig Had Pubes When He Was Nine lyrics

Years ago we had such fun
Around the woods when we was young
But there was a niggling doubt
The day Craig got his penis out
To go to the toilet
You couldn’t help but look at it
You couldn’t help but stop and stare
Craig had a big bush of pubic hair

We was young and so carefree
Living life as it’s supposed to be
Craig grew up before his time
Craig had pubes when he was nine

Years ago we had such fun
Around the woods when we was young
But there was a niggling doubt
The day Craig got his penis out
In the middle of a game of war
I could scarcely believe just what I saw
I wasn’t being gay I couldn’t help but see
His grown up’s cock as he had a wee

We was young and so carefree
Living life as it’s supposed to be
Everything was going fine until
Craig had pubes when he was nine

Years ago we had such fun
Around the woods when we was young
We found some porno mags in a stash
And laughed at pictures of the hairy gash
I recall that Craig looked out of place
He had a purposeful look on his face
No one argued when he took one home
To peruse when he was on his own

We was young and so carefree
Living life as it’s supposed to be
Craig had other things on his mind
Craig had pubes when he was nine