Kunt And The Gang - Detox My Cock lyrics

I bought a book with Carol
Vorderman on the front
'Cause I thought they'd be some
Pictures of her hairy cunt
But instead it was full of detox recipes
With celery, lentils and chick fuckin' peas
Well, I felt like a dirty
Trick had been played
I'm already so thin there's a
Rumour I've got Aids
I love Carol Vorderman, I think she's a fox
But there's only one place I
Want her to detox

Detox my cock, oh, won't you pull it off?
I need to get rid of all
This off milk from my pods
Detox my cock, oh, pull my foreskin back
I need to get rid of all
This bad juice from my sack, my scrotal sack
My sack, my scrotal sack

I tried a health farm to
Get my ball bags clear
But they just turned me over
And displayed my rear
They stuck a hose up my arse and
Pumped me full of Gold Blend
It burst one of my piles and
Now I'm on the mend i felt like I'd been the
Butt of something shady
Because I already weighed less than Ian Brady
I love Carol so much I have
To touch my dirt box
But there's only one place I'd
Like her to detox
(Can you guess where that is?)