Kunt And The Gang - Fred and Rose lyrics

KUNT: I like having it off with young ladies
LITTLE KUNT: I like it when they're old
KUNT: You like pussies that are really hairy
LITTLE KUNT: And you like
It when they're bald
KUNT: I like comedy that is really subtle
LITTLE KUNT: I like slapstick and farce
KUNT: You like to have straight
Sex with a lady lITTLE KUNT: And you like a
Finger up your arse kUNT: (No, I don't)

KUNT: Sure we've got lots of differences
But when it comes down to
It the bottom line is

KUNT: That heaven knows
There's nothing that I wouldn't do
LITTLE KUNT: We're like Fred and Rose
BOTH: I'd murder the lodger for you

KUNT: And while you're entertaining a
String of Caribbean gentlemen
LITTLE KUNT: You'll be downstairs in the
Cellar digging out a massive hole
KUNT: And while I'm raping
Murdering and burying a hitch hiker
LITTLE KUNT: I'll be upstairs
In my neglilee sliding
Up and down a black man's pole

KUNT: I like to look at
A traditional wank mag
LITTLE KUNT: And I like internet grot
KUNT: I like DVD's with girl on girl action
LITTLE KUNT: And I like to see a pop shot
KUNT: You think your cock looks
Best with a hard-on
LITTLE KUNT: You're happy with
Yours on the soft
KUNT: You like getting your penis fellated
LITTLE KUNT: While you watch
'em wank yourself off

LITTLE KUNT: Sure we've got
Lots of differences
But when it comes down to
It the bottom line is

BOTH: That heaven knows
There's nothing that I wouldn't do
We're like Fred and Rose
I'd murder the lodger for you
And heaven knows
There's nowhere that I'd rather be
We're like Fred and Rose
You'd murder the lodger for me