Kunt And The Gang - Harry Is Our Man lyrics

I just heard on the news
That Capello has quit
No one seems upset cos in the
World cup we were shit
Dismal results and internal fights
Our defence had more holes than
A bag lady's tights

Germany made a mockery of our defenders
Wayne Rooney had the touch of a sex offender
It wasn’t just Capello's fault
What about the FA?
They gave him a new contract
Before he went away

But now he's gone and it’s time to move on

Let's get Harry harry is our man
Don't get Guus Hiddink get Harry if you can
Let's get Harry harry is our man
The only ones who don't want him there
Are Tottenham fans

The England set up has for
Years been in disarray
If the fans can see it then why can't the FA
Keegan quit because he didn't
Really seem stable
Before him Hoddle got the sack
For slagging the disabled

Under Sven Goran Erikson we briefly improved
But the trouble was he stuck his
Nob in anything that moved
Then the Wally with the brolley
– noone rated him much
And after his settlement he
Suddenly went Dutch

Let's get Harry harry is our man
Leave Martin O Neill in charge of Sunderland
We’ll always be one step ahead
With Harry by the pitch
His teams play the right way
And he’s got a lucky twitch

Allardyce – too long ball
Southgate – he's done fuck all
Pardew – it’d end in tears
Stuart Pearce – in a few years
Mourinho – It'd be a farce
Woy Hodgson – Can't say "Hi!"s Rs
Wenger – they'd lose with style
With a bag of sweets and cheeky smile

But let’s get Harry harry is our man
Don't get Guus Hiddink get Harry if you can
With Harry at the helm it's full steam ahead
So what if his face is falling off his head