Kunt And The Gang - Hurry Up And Suck Me Off Before I Get Famous lyrics

This song’s to all the munters and
The mingers and the malts
Until this point I was prepared
To overlook your faults if you had a bit of
BO or an unattractive trait
Like a little bit of facial hair
Or a bit of extra weight

It was never an issue, until I nearly charted
And I realise this news will
Probably leave you broken hearted
But when I go top 40 and
Start racing up the charts
I’ll be getting better offers off
Some better looking tarts

There’s only so much of me to go around

But there’s a window of opportunity
From now until then
So make the most of it as after
That you won’t see my nob again

Because… if I raise my standards
Surely you couldn’t blame us
Hurry up and suck me off before I get famous
If I raise my standards
Surely you couldn’t blame us
Hurry up and suck me off before I get famous

Hurry up and suck him off
Before he gets famous

If I had a top 40 hit I would raise the bar
I’d scrap my Ford Fiesta and I’d buy a Jaguar
I’d stop buying Tesco Value and
I’d just buy Tesco finest
And girls would all get moist
Even ones who suffer from vaginal dryness

When I go top 40 and
Get played by Bruno Brookes
I’ll be fornicating faces of some
Bints with better looks
Cos if I’m gonna get sucked off
Then maybe fall in love
It’ll be a proper model
Not one who’s advertising Dove

Fucking state of ‘em

I’ll be up to my nuts in
Guts with lots of lovely sluts
Who’ve had their bangers out in
Zoo and FHM and Nuts

Because… if I raise my standards
Surely you couldn’t blame us
Hurry up and suck me off before I get famous
I’ll be too busy with my
Stiffy up Jordan’s anus
So hurry up and suck me
Off before I get famous

Hurry up and suck him off
Before he gets famous

Hurry up and suck me off before I get famous