Kunt And The Gang - I Was Pissed Out of My Head lyrics

My bird was ill the other day so
I went out on the sauce i went down the pub
Another pub and then a club of course
I woke up the following day with
A naked bird in bed
I couldn’t really help it
I was pissed out of my head

I was pissed out of my head
I was pissed out of my head
I couldn’t really help it
I was pissed out of my head
My bird was ill and so I
Shagged a big old malt instead
But I couldn’t really help it
I was pissed out of my head
I couldn’t really help it
I was pissed out of my head

I was down the pub
I’d had eight pints of Fuller’s London Pride
This bloke called me a fag and
So I dragged the cunt outside
I smashed a glass into his face
Cos I suddenly saw red
I couldn’t really help it
I was pissed out of my head

I was pissed out of my head
I was pissed out of my head
I couldn’t really help it
I was pissed out of my head
Someone told me afterwards I’d
Misheard what he said
He was only offering me a smoke
But I couldn’t really help it
I was pissed out of my head
I couldn’t really help it
I was pissed out of my head stylophone

I was in my car the other week
I’d had a few cans
I was fiddling with the radio when
I ran over this man
On a zebra crossing, so I left him for dead
I couldn’t have helped him anyway
I was pissed out of my head

I was pissed out of my head
I was pissed out of my head
I couldn’t really help it
I was pissed out of my head
It said in the local paper the
Doctors think that he’s brain dead
But I couldn’t really help it
I was pissed out of my head
I couldn’t really help it
I was pissed out of my head

I had a lunchtime meeting in Whitechapel
With two bottles of wine
It was two O’clock in the afternoon
I was wrecked out of my mind
I ended up with a prostitute but
When she lay down and spread
I couldn’t get a hard-on
I was pissed out of my head
So I smacked her around instead

I was pissed out of my head
I was pissed out of my head
I couldn’t really help it
I was pissed out of my head
I broke a chair leg and stuck it up her
And oh my god she bled
But I couldn’t really help it
I was pissed out of my head
I couldn’t really help it
I was pissed out of my head

I was pissed out of my head
I was pissed out of my head
I couldn’t really help it
I was pissed out of my head
Get off me case, get out me face
You heard what I said
I couldn’t really help it
I was pissed out of my head
I couldn’t really help it
I was pissed out of my head