Kunt And The Gang - It's My Party lyrics

Nobody knows where Kunt has gone
But my girlfriend left the same time
Oh look, she's got his gland in her hand
When she’s supposed to be mine

It's my party and I'll cry if I want to
Cry if I want to cry if I want to
You would cry too if it happened to you

She’s kissing his helmet and dipping it in
They're in the bedroom with all the coats
Oh look, she's working his shaft
And now she's cupping his scrotes

It's my party and I'll cry if I want to
Cry if I want to cry if I want to
You would cry too if it happened to you

I'm watching them at it through
A crack in the door
And what I see is disgusting
Oh look, my nob's gone aroused
As he’s got hold of her
Ears and he’s thrusting

Shame to waste an hard on
I suppose it is my party after all

It's my party, I’ll wank and cry if I want to
Wank and cry if I want to
Wank and cry if I want to
You'd wank and cry too if it happened to you

My bird and Kunt just walk in the room
Like a queen with her king
Oh look, there's brown under her nail
I think she's fingered his ring

That Kunt
He does like a finger up his poohole

It’s my party, I'll wank and cry if I want to
Wank and cry if I want to
Wank and cry if I want to
You'd wank and cry too if it happened to you