Kunt And The Gang - Let's Have A Wank For England lyrics

England, England
Let's have a wank for England
England, England
Let's have a wank for England

My dad told me a secret back in 1966
Before every England world cup game
He wanked his hairy prick
And to this day he still maintains
It helped to win the cup
He spunked into a football sock
To save him mopping up

So this year before the warm-up game
I gave my cock a feel
Before you know it we beat Hungary
And beat the Reggae Boys six-nil
So let's wank for luck
How can it hurt? Unless your cock is sore
Take your helmet in your hand
And think of Bobby Moore

Let's go to Germany and win the world cup
And pray to baby Jebus Rooney's
Broken foot heals up
I'm gonna wank my penis off
Until it spunks up
And help us win the cup for England

Let's have a wank (Oi)
Let's have a wank (Oi)
Let's have a wank for England
It might bring us luck if you
Wank and chuck your muck
We'll make it a success
And there's nothing to lose but your mess

England, England
Let's have a wank for England

I don't care if Sol Campbell's mental
Or Ashley Cole's a closet queer
If they wear the England shirt pride
They'll all be welcome here
I wouldn't care if Sven was
A rapist or a nonce
If he brings the World Cup home he
Can do what the fuck he wants

So come on Beckham, you fucking tart
Don't worry about your hair
Just get a fucking cross in
Crouch will win it in the air
He'll nod it down for Owen
Who'll stick it in the goal
And I'll pull my pants and trousers
Down and wank my veiny pole

Let's go to Germany and win the world cup
Pray to baby Jebus Rooney's
Broken foot heals up
I'm gonna wank my penis until it spunks up
And help us win the cup for England

Let's have a wank (Oi)
Let's have a wank (Oi)
Let's have a wank for England
It might bring us luck if you
Give your hand a fuck
We'll make it a success
There's nothing to lose except your mess

Oi!