Kunt And The Gang - Let's Send Nan to Dignitas lyrics

My nan is fucking loaded while the
Rest of us are skint
But she won’t give me a fucking bean
The miserable old bint
She’s bitter and she’s racist
She hates foreigners with a passion
She uses the ‘P’ and ‘N’ words
Like they’re going out of fashion

My nan’s outlived her usefulness but
She’s in the rudest health
She shows no signs of signing off
Or sharing out the wealth
But I found out about this clinic
Where you can go in Switzerland
And send your nan to be with Jesus
It only costs a couple of grand

So let’s send nan to Dignitas
Cos having her here is fucking gash
The tight old cunt won’t splash the cash
So let’s send nan to Dignitas

My nan is small and wrinkly
She sit's there in her chair
She looks just like a scrotum
With a face and purple hair
She’s got a Peak Freans biscuit tin under
Her bed with her savings in
She’s 84, she’s had a good innings
So let’s bump her off and count our winnings

Let’s send nan to Dignitas
Cos having her here is fucking gash
She’s pissed herself and she’s got a rash
So let’s send nan to Dignitas

My nan is fucking minted while the
Rest of us are broke
I jump out on her and go "AAAAAAGH"
Then make out it’s a joke
I’m fed up just hanging round
Waiting for her to croak
Let’s give her a hand to Switzerland
To see the Dignitas bloke

Let’s send nan to Dignitas
Cos having her here is fucking gash
She’s got mash stuck in her tache
So let’s send nan to Dignitas

Let’s send nan to Dignitas
Cos having her here is fucking gash
We can spend her cash on a stash of hash
So let’s send nan to Dignitas