Kunt And The Gang - Men With Beards (What Are They Hiding?) lyrics

Men with beards, what are they hiding?
Could I handle the truth if they
Chose me to confide in?
Or would my dead body be
Found down a railway siding
Where I'd been murdered by a man with a beard
Where I’d been murdered by a man with a beard

You can't work out what they're
Thinking in their face
Because they’ve got hair growing
All over the place
You can't tell what they're up to
Maybe it's best not to know
Perhaps they're full of hair up here
But they've got none down below?
Do they put porno mags in
The bushes in the woods?
Do they interfere with kids and make
Them say 'Thank you' afterwards?
Do they hang around in parks
And wait till after dark
Jump out of the bushes and then
Fuck you for a lark?

Men with beards, what are they concealing?
That facial fuzz gives me an uneasy feeling
Like they’ll hide my dismembered corpse
Up in the ceiling
Where I’ve been butchered by a
Man with a beard
Where I've been butchered by a
Man with a beard

Shipman, Bin Laden, Stilgoe, Haystacks
They were all hiding something and
That’s an actual fact whispering Bob Harris
Why was his voice so soft?
Had he murdered a prostitute up in his loft?
And Peter Sutcliffe, the Yorkshire Ripper
He avoided the use of a razor or clipper
They've all got a secret
Don't think that they ain't
It could be something as simple
As a skin complaint

Men with beards, what are they obscuring?
They all seem so confident and so assuring
But to some waste ground
You they’ll be luring
Where you'll be bludgeoned by a
Man with a beard
Where you'll be bludgeoned by a
Man with a beard

Watch out for men with beards