Kunt And The Gang - My Cousin Looks LIke Pavel Pogrebynak lyrics

My cousin looks like Pavel pavel Pogrebynak
It's not just my opinion
If you see him it's a fact
He never wears a football shirt
But one thing of which I'm sure
Is every time I see my cousin
He looks like Pavel more
Every time I see my cousin
He looks like Pavel more
Pavel comes from Russia
He was signed by Martin Jol
My cousin came out my uncles cock
And up my aunties hole
Where he grew into an embryo
And out my aunties crack was born a
Baby that looked like Pavel Pogrebynak
Was born a baby that
Looked like Pavel Pogrebynak

My cousin looks like Pavel pavel Pogrebynak
It's not just my opinion
If you see him it's a fact
I've not seen Pavel's family
But wouldn't it be mad
If my aunt and uncle looked
Like Pavel's mum and dad
If my aunt and uncle looked
Like Pavel's mum and dad
At Spartak Moscow FC
Pavel started his career
My cousin studied in Nottingham
Then became an engineer
My cousins name is Matthew
He doesn't play football
Pavel's name is Pavel
Which is Russian for Paul
Pavel's name is Pavel
Which is Russian for Paul

My cousin looks like Pavel pavel Pogrebynak
It's not just my opinion
If you see him it's a fact
The resemblance that my cousin
To Pavel is uncanny
Though being a professional footballer
I bet Pavel gets more fanny
Though being a professional footballer
I bet Pavel gets more fanny
Pavel moved to Fulham through
Stuttgart in Germany
Then to Reading on a Bosman
That means there was no transfer fee
My cousin moved to Denmark
That's where his girlfriends from
Pavel got two goals in Readings
Win over West Brom
Pavel got two goals in Readings
Win over West Brom

My cousin looks like Pavel pavel Pogrebynak
It's not just my opinion
If you see him it's a fact
To see a likeness quite like that
A long way you'd have to travel
Such is the similarities of
My cousin to Pavel
Such is the similarities of
My cousin to Pavel
That's why I wrote this song
Not to derive my core attack
Just to say my cousin looks like
Well it's more than a resemblance
It's actually quite spooky
It's the absolute dead spit, a carbon copy
Doppelganger
Of the footballer Pavel Pogrebynak