Kunt And The Gang - My Mum Found My MPEGS lyrics

When I came home the other day
My mum couldn't look me in the eye
When I checked on my hard drive
I found the reason why
My file of low res MPEG filth
Was nowhere I could see
I found it in the recycle bin with
Pamela Anderson noshing off Tommy Lee

My mum found my MPEGS now she thinks I’m vile
My mum found my MPEGS I had a massive file
My eyesight is failing, I've got an RSI
'Cause I can’t stop wanking
Over pixilated furry pie

LK: There was fucking all sorts
Of filth on there
Bukkake, tromboning, interracial, some bloke
Fucking a dog, a dog
Fucking some woman, some woman
Sucking off a horse
A woman pulling off a pig's curly cock
You're right, it's a spice of life innit

My mum was so very upset
In fact it drove her to tears
To see Jordan doing anal and my
Upskirt shots of Britney Spears
She even found my MILFs file
Which didn't work out great
It only seemed to make things worse when
She recognised one of her mates

My mum found my MPEGS now she thinks I'm vile
My mum found my MPEGS I had a massive file
My eyesight is failing, I've got an RSI
'Cause I can’t stop wanking
Over pixilated furry pie

My mum found my MPEGS now she thinks I’m vile
My mum found my MPEGS I had a massive file
If she found my barely legal
I would be in disgrace
Luckily I keep that on a USB key just incase