Kunt And The Gang - Perverts on the Internet lyrics

[Kunt And The Gang - Perverts on the Internet lyrics]

I met this girl on Myspace
She was 16 and a half
She said that I was well buff
And that I made her laugh
So I sent her a picture
Of me wanking in the bath

I think I misjudged the situation
She didn't want to see my soapy masturbation
Please don't grass me up to Tom!

There's a lot of perverts on the internet
Trying to chat up girls and
Get their ding dongs wet
I am one but don't tell my Mum
'Cos if she finds out then I'm gonna get done

There's a lot of perverts on the internet
Trying to chat up girls and
Get their ding dongs wet
He is one but don't tell his Mum
'Cos if she finds out then
He's gonna get done

Then there was this lady
I met on Yahoo! chat
We were getting on like a house on fire
Then everything went flat
When I asked to see a picture
Of her fingering her twat

I think I misjudged the situation
She grassed me up to the
Bod in charge of moderation
And now my user account is blocked!

There's a lot of perverts on the internet
Trying to chat up girls and
Get their ding dongs wet
I am one but don't tell my Mum
'Cos if she finds out then I'm gonna get done

There's a lot of perverts on the internet
Trying to chat up girls and
Get their ding dongs wet
He is one but don't tell his Mum
'Cos if she finds out then
He's gonna get done

I found this girl on Facebook
With whom I used to go to school
I left a little message for her
Up there on her wall
Of how I often think of her
Whilst playing with my tool

I think I misjudged the situation
She told her husband about my masturbation
And now he wants to kick me in the pods!

There's a lot of perverts on the internet
Trying to chat up girls and
Get their front-bums wet
I am one but don't tell my Mum
'Cos if she finds out then I'm gonna get done

There's a lot of perverts on the internet
Trying to chat up girls and
Get our front-bums wet
He is one but don't tell his Mum
'Cos if she finds out then
He's gonna get done

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