Kunt And The Gang - Pete Townshend from The Who lyrics

Boo hoo!

You were a guitarist of some great repute
But now that's in dispute
Since you were caught playing the pink flute
In the course of research
Your good name you did besmirch
By putting "young girls front bottoms"
Into a Google search
You used your credit card to
Make your willy hard
Over pornographic pictures in which
Young kiddies starred
But you were caught off-guard by
The chaps at Scotland Yard
And now from under-ages gigs it
Seems you have been barred

What did you do, Pete Townshend from the Who?
You got caught surfing kiddie porn and
Caused a real to do now you're in a stew
Pete Townshend from the Who
The sex offenders' registry you'll have
To sign on to boo hoo!

(That deaf
Dumb and blind kid sure played a mean pinball
And if you interfered with him
He couldn't tell anyone at all)

My favorite Who song was "My Generation"
But it's tainted with speculation
Of illegal masturbation
And when Roger Daltrey sang "the
Kids are all right"
I don't think he ever thought it
Might make your willy stand upright
Did your income from Quadrophenia
And related memorabilia
Help to fuel an interest
In online pedophilia?
You were mentioned in the
Same breath as Hendrix
So it must be a shitter
That nowadays comparison's startin' out
With Gary Glitter

What did you do, Pete Townshend from the Who?
You got caught surfing kiddie porn and
Caused a real to do
Now, when you're in the loo
Pete Townshend from the Who
Do you have a whim to wank
Over things you ought not to? Do you?