Kunt And The Gang - Posh Girl lyrics

I saw her in a nightclub
She was drinking champagne
I went up and introduced
Myself and Little Kunt, my best mate
I said "Would you like to come onto
The dancefloor for a groove with me?"

And of course, she politely declined
And carried on sipping her
Expensive fizzy wine
I knew right then that this could never be
'Cause she was too posh for me

Posh girl you’re just so posh
I'd probably have to give my cock a wash
Before I popped it in your slot

Posh girl you're just so posh
I’d probably have to give my cock a wash
Before I popped it in your gob
Before you sucked my knob

She was so posh I bet that she'd didn't shite
She'd just open up her arsehole
And do an Angel Delight
I bet her farts smell just
Like freshly baked bread

I had to get my chat up line just right
My normal one of "Get your cunt
Out" just wouldn't work tonight
But then I saw she had a big
Posh boyfriend and so I fled
And I went home for a wank instead

Posh girl you're just so posh
I'd probably have to give my cock a wash
Before I popped it in your slot

Posh girl you're just so posh
I’d probably have to give my cock a wash
Before I popped it in your gob
Before you sucked my knob