Kunt And The Gang - Pubes lyrics

Now if you want to be a proper bloke
Despite what you might think
It's not about how much you smoke or
If you can hold your drink
It's not even how many times
You've potted the pink
The thing that makes you manly is your pubes

I don't care if you're muscly
Or can bench-press 200 pounds
It doesn't matter if your knob's so
Long it drags along the ground
Cos after extensive research I
Can reveal I've found
The thing that makes you manly is your pubes

It's your pubes, it's your pubes
The hairs around your privates
That's your pubes
So, don't you shave them back
Let 'em sprout around your sack
Because the thing that makes you
Manly is your pubes

It doesn't matter if you're popular
Or skilful at football
Or got a hard job like a bouncer
It makes no difference at all
Cos if your cock's like a plucked turkey
It all goes to the wall
Because the thing that makes you
Manly is your pubes

Now some people call me a hypocrite
Because I like a shaven quim
But I point out Samson and Delilah
And look what happened to him
She snuck into his bedroom while
He was having a snooze and the poor sod
He lost all his strength because she
Shaved off all his pubes

Cos it's your pubes, it's your pubes
They're like your corey's hairdo
That's your pubes so keep your pube's alive
They should look like the Jackson 5
Because a lot of the greatest
Britons have had great pubes

Winston Churchill - he had a lot of pubes
Willy Shakespeare - he had a lot of pubes
Kevin Keegan - he had a lot of pubes
Brian Blessed - he had a lot of pubes
Geoff Capes - he had a lot of pubes
Fred West - he had a lot of pubes
The 1966 World Cup winning team
Yeah man, they had a lot of pubes

Cos it's your pubes, it’s your pubes
The hairs around your ding dong-diddly
That's your pubes
So just go with the flow - don't trim 'em
Let 'em grow!
Cos the thing that makes you manly
It's your pubes