Kunt And The Gang - Shaven Haven lyrics

'Yo, Kunt and the Gang, trip it up one time!'

Shave my pussy, sh-sh-shave my pussy
Sh-sh-shave my pussy
Shave it, shave it, shave it

I'm tired of when I'm licking
Out a lady's underneath
Of always getting curly pubic hairs
Stuck in my teeth
I want a girl who's crack is
A bit more like Kojak
It's a shaven haven that I am craving

And everytime I'm going down on a lady's bush
I'm fed up of those sweaty tufts
That tickle round my mush
I want a girl who's minge
Is like Duncan Goodhew's fringe
It's a shaven haven that I am craving
(It's a shaven haven that he is craving)

Well, it's a shaven haven that I am craving
Over hairy beavers I'm a-fed up slaving
For a baldy bint that I myself am saving
It's a shaven haven that I am craving
(It's a shaven haven that he is craving)

So if I'm being cunni-lingual
With a lady's quim
I'd hope she'd have the decency to
Give her chuff a trim
I want a girl who's biff
Doesn't look like Robert Smith
It's a shaven haven that I am craving

And if I'm performing oral on a lady's slit
The last thing that I want is
Brian May around her clit
I want a girl who's crevice doesn't
Look like Dave Lee Travis
It's a shaven haven that I am craving
(It's a shaven haven that he is craving)

Shave my pussy, sh-sh-shave my pussy
Sh-sh-shave my pussy
Shave it, shave it, shave it