Kunt And The Gang - That's Why I Voted Brexit lyrics

Did you know in China that a lady's vagina
Goes from side to side, not back to front?
And did you know in Jamaica
Ladies have a cloaca?
That means a bum and fanny all in one
Did you know in Paraguay they
Stretch a girl's furry pie
And insert a big ceramic cup?
And did you know in Senegal
Birds have got no quim at all?
They cut their clitbox off and sew it up

The thing I really fear
Is what if they come over here?
All them foreign fannies in our own back yard
I'm gonna go in my garage
With a picture of Nigel Farage
And make myself a Union Jack placard

That's why I voted Brexit –
Don’t think me unhinged
That's why I voted Brexit –
To save thе British minge
That's why I voted Brexit –
My mеssage is succinct
Don't let the Great British
Minge become extinct
Don't let the Great British
Minge become extinct

God save our gracious minge
Long live our noble minge
Nigel, help us save the British minge
Send it victorious hairy and glorious
Nigel, help us save the British minge!

Did you know in Saudi Arabia
No-one's seen a lady's labia?
'Cos they have do their business in the dark
And in Papua New Guinea did
You know a lady's mini
Has got a set of teeth just like a shark?
And did you know that in Iraq a lady's crack
Emit's a bit of discharge like crude oil?
And did you know in Bulgaria
Lady's fannies are hairier
Than anywhere in the world
Except Susan Boyle?

The main parties don’t go far enough
To protect the British muff
The only way to stop it is to vote
We've got to take back control
Of the UK's flaps and hole
Or we'll end up with Merkel's merkin
On a five pound note! So

That's why I voted Brexit –
Don’t think me unhinged
That's why I voted Brexit –
To save the British minge
That's why I voted Brexit –
My message is succinct
Don't let the Great British
Minge become extinct
Don't let the Great British
Minge become extinct

That's why I voted Brexit –
I'm gonna put it bluntly
That's why I voted Brexit –
We're not a multicuntural country
That's why I voted Brexit –
Come on join the hunt
You've gotta love Nigel Farage – 'cos
He's a proper British cunt