Kunt And The Gang - The FGM Calypso lyrics

In Africa a problem abound
That cause discomfort and some frustration
With knives and fannies people
Keep fannying around
It’s called female genital mutilation

Woh FGM, FGM fannies are fine as they are
So why mutilate them?
Jah spent ages designing a bird’s furry cup
There’s no need to cut bit's
Off or sew anyting up

When the Africans come to live in the UK
Me not saying they should give
All their culture away
See I’m a big fan of Desmond’s
Bob Marley and ska
But not the kind of scar they
Leave on a ladies’ cha cha

Woh FGM, FGM fannies are fine as they are
So why mutilate them?
They’re a source of great pleasure
Have you forgotten?
So please remove your knife from
That lady’s front bottom

(Don’t cut a front bum just leave it alone)

Sometimes me look up at the clouds
And me tink that Jah must not be that proud
Of some of the ting man do in his name
Like murder and fraudulent insurance claim
But one ting that must make him really vexed
Is when man take a blade to a lady’s sex
Who him tink he is to alter Jah’s design?
Cos me seen plenty of fannies
And they all look fine

Woh FGM, FGM fannies are fine as they are
So why mutilate them?
Don’t use your Swiss army knife to
Cut off some bird’s clit
Cos it ruin her punani, and me like that bit

Woh FGM, FGM fannies are fine as they are
So why mutilate them?
I’ll go out on a limb and
Say I’d never cut a quim
Unless it had big beefy flaps
Then perhaps just a trim