Kunt And The Gang - The Queen's Cunt lyrics

I've been to Billericay and
I’ve been to Frinton-on-sea
It's so fucking posh there
They're not allowed to have a chippy
I have been to Brentwood and
I’ve wandered through Orsett
It is so upmarket they even
Pick up their dogshit

I've driven through Belgravia and once
Got lost in Mayfair
But there's one place posher
Than any of these
And I'll never get to go there

The Queen's cunt, the Queen's cunt
It's not the kind of cunt that you
Might see when you are drunk
The Queen's cunt, the Queen’s cunt
It’s not the kind of cunt where
You be allowed to spunk

If one's going to drink from the furry cup
One has to hold one’s finger up

The Queen's cunt must be impressive
Just like her home, buck House
I bet it's never stunk of fish
And never seen a louse
It's got grade two listed pissflaps and
A preserving order on her clit
I bet her muff gets a regular trim from
A man who’s paid to do it

The Queen's cunt's too posh to have a cock
In so one of her servants applied
Some silken gloves to hold
Her fuckflaps apart
While a butler wanked Philip inside
These days no one can get near it
That's why Prince Philip's got blue balls
The only thing allowed up it is
A dildo made of jewels

The Queen's cunt, the Queen's cunt
It's the poshest place in Britain
I say that without a doubt
The Queen's cunt, the Queen's cunt
You have to suck a peppermint if
You're going to lick it out

The Queen's cunt, the Queen's cunt
It's not the kind of cunt
You'd ever get to shunt
The Queen's cunt, the Queen's cunt
Apparently it's etiquette to view
It from the front