Kunt And The Gang - Twice (A Tribute to Dulux Once) lyrics

I've done a bit of painting
For personal and trade
I've been known to tosh a room
For a favour or get paid in that time
One product in particular has
Just left me dismayed
Cause the coverage never quite lives up to
The name of which it's portrayed

Dulux once i've got some advice
I think the word you're looking for is twice
Dulux once the idea would be nice
But I think the word you're
Looking for is twice
I think the word you're looking for is twice

If you advertised a 4K tv
And it was standard resolution
A fine from trading standards would
Be a reasonable solution
I tried to cover a magnolia wall
With Dulux once ice blue
And guess how many coats it took one?
No, two

Dulux once i've got some advice
I think the word you're looking for is twice
Dulux once one coat just don't suffice
I think the word you're looking for is twice
I think the word you're looking for is twice

Dulux once it's a marketing device
Cause I think the word you're
Looking for is twice dulux once
Is it worth the asking price?
When I think the word you're
Looking for is twice
I think the word you're looking for is twice

Dulux once dulux once
I'm going to write my feelings down
In a strongly worded email
Saying that I might as well of just purchased
B&Q colours and saved myself about ten quid
You fucking bunch of lying two coat cunts