Kunt And The Gang - Use My Arsehole as a Cunt lyrics

I wanted a record deal but I was too rude
I tried approaching companies but
They did not approve
Until I met this one guy, a corrupt A&R man
He said "Kunt
I will sign you but you have to understand"
"I want to utilise your bum
As someone I can put
My fingers and my hands
My toes and then my foot
My penis and testes
My tongue and then my head"
I mulled it over carefully and
This is what I said:

"Go on then, just this once
Use my arsehole as a cunt
Use my arse, use my arse
Use my arsehole, use my arse
Go on then, just this once
Use my arsehole as a cunt
Use my arse, use my arse
Use my arsehole, use my arse"

I started feeling guilty as if
I'd sold my soul
I started feeling itchy around my bumhole
I started feeling achy around my underneath
I realised he'd used my bum
Without using a sheath
So I went to the doctors
Because my bum was sore
I needed my bum sorting out 'cause
I was due on tour
The doctor took a look at it
And said "It looks quite raw"
"It looks itchy and flaky but
I just can't be sure
I need to use your bum myself
If I'm to find a cure"

Come on, penetrate me
Make me feel like a lady
But don't push it in too deep
Or you might end up with
Shit around your brim