Kunt And The Gang - Wanking Over a Pornographic Polaroid of an Ex-Girlfriend Who Died lyrics

KUNT:
When I was up the loft I came across a box
Which when I opened up stirred
Mixed emotions in my cock
It felt a little hard but
It felt a little soft
The next thing that I know I'm
Feeling sexy up the loft
So I unzip my fly and pop out my Jap's eye
I have a little wank and I have a little cry

I'm wanking over a pornographic polaroid
Of an ex-girlfriend who died

LITTLE KUNT:
"Come on, Kunt, it'll be alright" kUNT:
"But I really miss her, Little Kunt"

LITTLE KUNT: "If you tell me a little
Bit more about that photo
It might help you get over her?"

KUNT: "Alright then, Little Kunt
I'll give it a go"

KUNT: The pic was very lewd
She's completely in the nude
She's pulling it apart and
She's doing something rude
She's got a hairy crutch
I miss her very much
So I take out my chap and
I have a little touch

I'm wanking over a pornographic polaroid
Of an ex-girlfriend who died

I'm feeling mixed emotions in my
Mind and in my knob