Kunt And The Gang - What Do Dreams Mean? lyrics

I used to have a recurring dream
It was always on an identical theme
So I went to a dream therapist
And I asked, what does it mean?

I told her, I was under a great big tree
With this large British apple looming over me
But it wasn’t a regular apple colour
It was dark as dark as can be

She said
"I’ve never encountered this dream before
But go away and remember more
And then maybe next time I can help you to
Unlock this mystery"

What do dreams mean?
What do they actually mean?
I don’t know what they mean
Why can’t they be a bit more straightforward?

But I had new dream in bed that night
I left a pencil and pad out
So that I could write
Stuff down so I could show my dream therapist
I asked her, can you shed some light?

I told her I’d had the strangest dream
I was in a canoe, part of a rowing team
A huge African bloke sat on
The end of the boat
Co-ordinating as we rowed downstream

She said
" I’ve never encountered this dream before
But go away and remember more
And then maybe next time I can help you to
Unlock this mystery"

What do dreams mean?
What do they actually mean?
I don’t know what they mean
Does a giant marshmallow
Represent your pillow?

But I woke from my next dream in a sweat
I was on a farm working as a vet
Treating two massive, ink coloured roosters
Who weren’t your average pet

I went round to my dream therapist’s place
And said how they were flapping around
And slapping me on the face
And one of them spat and it
Went all in my mouth
Surely this could her help solve my case?

She said, "are these really dreams or are
They just in your head?
What are you watching before you go to bed?
I don’t think I want to be
The one to help you unlock this mystery"

What do dreams mean?
What do they actually mean?
I still don’t know what they mean
What if you’re in the nude
And you meet the Queen?

What do dreams mean?
What do they actually mean?
Perhaps I’ll never know what they mean
If you spunk in a dream do
You spunk in real life?