Kunt And The Gang - What's The Point of Burlesque? lyrics

Click click muff, click click
Muff, click click muff, click click muff

One of me mates had tickets for the front row
And persuaded us to go and
See this cabaret show
The show was fucking terrible
The acts were all shit
Then out came this bird who
Started taking off her kit

She was a big old unit, a bit of a lump
And now she's staring at me like
She’s got the raving hump
Why am I getting daggers off
This twelve stone Joan?
I'm was only looking at some tidy
Little muffs on me phone

Click click muff, click click
Muff, click click muff, click click muff

What's the point in Burlesque
What’s the point in Burlesque
When you can see a Jack
And Danny on the internet
What's the point in Burlesque
What's the point in Burlesque
When you can go online and
See a lady's minge instead

What's the point in Burlesque
What's the point in Burlesque
When they start to get their kit off
I just wish they'd get dressed
What's the point in Burlesque
What’s the point in Burlesque
When you can go online and see a lady’s minge

This bird did a little dance
Was she having a laugh?
You won't give me a boner
With tassles and a scarf
Since broadband was wheeled out
Across the nation i can’t even get a semi
Unless I see full penetration

With safe search off you can
See some mucky stuff
You're never more than 2 clicks
Away from a lady's muff so, come on love
Don't blame me that your act is redundant
It’s not my fault on the internet
Beef curtains are abundant

Click click muff, click click
Muff, click click muff, click click muff

What's the point in Burlesque
What's the point in Burlesque
When you can see a Jack
And Danny on the internet
What's the point in Burlesque
What's the point in Burlesque
When you can go online and
See a lady's minge instead

What's the point in Burlesque
What's the point in Burlesque
They don't even get their tit's out
And they look a fucking mess
What's the point in Burlesque
What's the point in Burlesque
When you can go online and see a lady's minge

So I'm just gonna stay home
Go on my iPhone and stare at a lady's minge