Kunt And The Gang - Wipe to Biege lyrics
[Kunt And The Gang - Wipe to Biege lyrics]
You're at home waiting for a parcel
You need a crap, not sure if there’s time
As a turd's coming out your arsehole
Sod's law, you hear the doorbell chime
You’ll have to go and get it from the depot
Unless you ah ah wipe to beige ah ah
Wipe to beige
You've took a bird to a fancy restaurant
Suddenly you really need a poo
You don't want to spend too
Long in the toilet
Your date will know you're doing a number two
Unless you ah ah wipe to beige ah ah
Wipe to beige
You're down the pub and
You're watching football
You do a shit and need to wipe your hole
You hear a cheer and it makes you panic
You're gonna miss the replay of the goal
Unless you ah ah wipe to beige ah ah
Wipe to beige
Ah ah wipe to beige
You can always finish it off later
Ah ah wipe to beige
It might have dried up by then anyway
Ah ah wipe to beige best not do it if you've
Got white underwear on
Ah ah wipe to beige
If someone you really hate offers
To give you a rimming
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