Kunt And The Gang - You're A Pervert lyrics

K: You hang about in gents’ bogs
All dressed up in drag
Hoping you'll see some geezers cock
Or maybe get a shag
LK: You broke into our neighbour's
House and stole her underwear
K: When our mum and dad were out
You shaved your pubic hair
LK: You dip your cock in mustard
Cos it gives you an erection
K: You pull your arsehole cheeks
Apart and study your reflection
LK: You're subscribed to websites which
Are full of people pissing
K: When I went to get my anal
Beads I found that they'd gone missing

K+LK: You're a pervert, you're a pervert
LK: You put a camera in your bog
And watch yourself laying a log
K+LK: You're a pervert, you're a pervert
K: You put your bollocks in a vice
And you say that it feels nice
K+LK: You're a dirty perv

LK: You put on a dress 'cause
It helps you lose your mess
K: You have a stranglewank like
That bloke from INXS
LK: I came home and caught you
Sniffing out Mum's dirty knickers
K: I caught you doing a Mick
Jagger with a fun size Snickers
LK: You put pictures of you
Wanking on the internet
K: You sucked off a bailiff so
He would waive your debt
LK: You sit on the washing machine
And put it on a spin
K: When Jehovah's Witnesses' knock
You invite 'em in

K+LK: You're a pervert, you're a pervert
LK: You got expelled from school
For getting your cock out in the pool
K+LK: You're a pervert, you're a pervert
K: You dress up like a goth
And you suck old geezers off

K+LK: You're a pervert, you're a pervert
LK: You get handfuls of your shit
And you smear yourself in it
K+LK: You're a pervert, you're a pervert
K: You read The Diary Of Anne Frank
And it made you have a wank
K+LK: You're a dirty perv